The first apple (from ny)(有中文譯文）

The first apple (from ny)

（translated by wmy）

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car.  Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

一位女士開車闖紅燈撞了一位男士的車。兩人的車都撞壞了，幸好車主都沒事。

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

兩人爬出了車，女士說：“哇！瞧瞧我們的車，完全報銷了，好在我們沒有受傷。我敢肯定是神的旨意—我們該相遇，並會和平相處成為朋友。”

The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

男士答：“我完全同意，沒錯，肯定是神的旨意。”

The woman continued, “And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.

女士接著說：“你看，又是另一個奇蹟，我的車全報廢了，可是我那瓶酒還完好無損。可以確定是神要我們喝酒慶祝我們好運當頭。”說著她把那瓶酒遞給那位男士。

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

男士點頭表示贊成，喝完半瓶酒以後就把酒瓶還給那位女士。女士接過酒瓶，迅速蓋上瓶蓋，再遞給男士。

The man asks, “Aren't you having any?”

男士問道：“怎麼？你不喝點嗎？”

She replies, “Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police.”

她回答：“那鴻(希伯來先知)，我在等警察到來。”

Adam ate the apple, too!
Men will never learn

阿當也是吃過禁果！
男士們千萬不要有樣學樣喔！