慷慨的丈夫

The generous husband (from email)

慷慨的丈夫(Chinese translation by wmy)

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the free speaker function and begins to talk.

高爾夫球俱樂部衣物間有幾位男士。長凳上的流動電話響起來，免費通話功能吸引了一男士接聽，他開始與對方交談。

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

房間裡其他的男士停止說話豎起耳朵聆聽。

MAN: 'Hello'

男士：“喂。”

WOMAN: 'Honey, Honeybeeit's me... R u at the club?'

女士：“蜜糖，蜜蜂是我......你在俱樂部呀?”

MAN: 'Yes'

男士：“是的。”

WOMAN: 'I'm at the City Centre mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

女士：“我現在在城市中心的購物商場，正看上一件漂亮的皮外衣，才1000美元罷了。我把它買下好嗎？”

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you really like it.'

男士：“當然可以，真的喜歡就買吧。”

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 Models. I saw one I really liked.'

女士：“我又經過Mercedes（賓士）經銷店，看到2013年新款式不禁停下腳步，我看中了一部我好喜歡的車。”

MAN: 'How much?'

男士：“賣多少錢？”

WOMAN: '$98,000'

女士：“98,000元。”

MAN: 'OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.'

男士：“沒問題，確定沒有選擇餘地才出價喔。”

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house House with garden I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking for $980,000/-.'

太棒了！啊，還有一件事，去年我要的那棟花園洋房在市場上有銷售，售價是980,000元。

MAN: 'well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it's really a pretty good price.'

男士：“噢，那就去買，你開價900,000元，或許他們會接納，不然額外多加5萬元，要是你覺得價格相當合理。”

WOMAN: 'OK.  I'll see you later! I love you so much! You’re so generous!'

女士：“好吧，回頭見。我好愛你！你真慷慨豪爽。”

MAN: “You’re worth it. 'Bye!'

男士：“是你該擁有的，拜拜！”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, with mouths wide open.

男士掛斷電話。留在衣物間的其他男士長大嘴巴吃驚地看著他。

The man turns and asks: "Anybody knows whose phone this is?"

那位男士轉過身問道：“那一位知道是誰打來的電話？”