What's happening? （英/中）

What's happening? （from email）

發生甚麼事了？（來自电邮）

中文譯文：溫曼瑛

英文原文

中文譯文

The wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

妻子深夜才回家，她躡手躡腳地開門走進臥室。

From under the sheets she sees four legs instead of two.

她看到被單外露出四隻腳，而不是兩隻。

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the sheet as hard as she can.

她伸手拿起棒球棒，極盡所能，有多大力使多大力擊打被單。

Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

被單裡的軀體發出呻吟聲，她離開臥室到廚房喝飲品。

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

一進入廚房，她看到她的丈夫在那裡閱讀雜誌。

"Hi, sweetheart," he says. "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

「嗨，甜心，」他說：「你的雙親來拜訪我們，所以我把我們的臥房讓給他們了。你跟他們打招呼了沒有啊？」